05-21-2013, 12:02 AM
Interview Arena:
Panel Member 1 : Can we meet you?
Applicant : Yes sir, when and where?
Panel Member 2 : He didn't mean physical meeting so to sp...
Applicant : (cuts in) Ok madam he meant spiritual meeting, I am available anytime anywhere because I am highly spiritual.
Panel Member 3 : Why are you wasting your time with....
Applicant: (cuts in) Writing it down for me, I prefer it in mail. Thank you sir.
Panel Member 3 : This guy must be dummy.
Applicant: No sir, I am What sir.However I have read a book on 'Dummy Marketing Strategy' and I won't like to take credit for what is not mine.
Panel Member 2: By the way what is your name to start with?
Applicant: Yes you are right madam, have we met before probably on Facebook?
Panel Member 1: Idiot, not Facebook but Twitter!
Applicant: Oh I am so sorry for not allowing her(pointing to Panel Member 2 )to follow me.I never knew she was the 'Idiot' I blocked from following me. You know it is not good to ignore people with funny user names on facebook and twitter.
Panel Member 3: What a waste of time...
Applicant : (cuts in) Facebooking and twitting when you have better things doing.
Panel Member 2 : Will you please get out and get loss!
Applicant:???
Panel Member 1&3 : Yes you heard her right...out!!!(Applicant moves out with head bow while panel members put head together)
Applicant : (enters looking confused
)Sir I'm ehn...Panel Members 1,2 &3 : (Chorus) Short up!What are you doing here again?
Applicant : I AM LOST for crying it out loud!
Panel Members 1
: Then you are FIRELY HIRED.
Applicant: Thank you sir, thank you madam, thank you sir..I need to know my job duties right away.
Panel Member 3 : Not here but in the "dummy world"
Applicant : Thank you sir..the address please?
...to be continue
Panel Member 1 : Can we meet you?
Applicant : Yes sir, when and where?
Panel Member 2 : He didn't mean physical meeting so to sp...
Applicant : (cuts in) Ok madam he meant spiritual meeting, I am available anytime anywhere because I am highly spiritual.
Panel Member 3 : Why are you wasting your time with....
Applicant: (cuts in) Writing it down for me, I prefer it in mail. Thank you sir.
Panel Member 3 : This guy must be dummy.
Applicant: No sir, I am What sir.However I have read a book on 'Dummy Marketing Strategy' and I won't like to take credit for what is not mine.
Panel Member 2: By the way what is your name to start with?
Applicant: Yes you are right madam, have we met before probably on Facebook?
Panel Member 1: Idiot, not Facebook but Twitter!
Applicant: Oh I am so sorry for not allowing her(pointing to Panel Member 2 )to follow me.I never knew she was the 'Idiot' I blocked from following me. You know it is not good to ignore people with funny user names on facebook and twitter.
Panel Member 3: What a waste of time...
Applicant : (cuts in) Facebooking and twitting when you have better things doing.
Panel Member 2 : Will you please get out and get loss!
Applicant:???
Panel Member 1&3 : Yes you heard her right...out!!!(Applicant moves out with head bow while panel members put head together)
Applicant : (enters looking confused
)Sir I'm ehn...Panel Members 1,2 &3 : (Chorus) Short up!What are you doing here again?Applicant : I AM LOST for crying it out loud!
Panel Members 1
: Then you are FIRELY HIRED.Applicant: Thank you sir, thank you madam, thank you sir..I need to know my job duties right away.
Panel Member 3 : Not here but in the "dummy world"
Applicant : Thank you sir..the address please?
...to be continue