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05-21-2013, 12:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-17-2013 05:30 PM by Bestwriter.)
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INVITATION FOR INTERVIEW -YOU ARE FIRELY HIRED !
Interview Arena:
Panel Member 1 : Can we meet you? Applicant : Yes sir, when and where? Panel Member 2 : He didn't mean physical meeting so to sp... Applicant : (cuts in) Ok madam he meant spiritual meeting, I am available anytime anywhere because I am highly spiritual. Panel Member 3 : Why are you wasting your time with.... Applicant: (cuts in) Writing it down for me, I prefer it in mail. Thank you sir. Panel Member 3 : This guy must be dummy. Applicant: No sir, I am What sir.However I have read a book on 'Dummy Marketing Strategy' and I won't like to take credit for what is not mine. Panel Member 2: By the way what is your name to start with? Applicant: Yes you are right madam, have we met before probably on Facebook? Panel Member 1: Idiot, not Facebook but Twitter! Applicant: Oh I am so sorry for not allowing her(pointing to Panel Member 2 )to follow me.I never knew she was the 'Idiot' I blocked from following me. You know it is not good to ignore people with funny user names on facebook and twitter.  Panel Member 3: What a waste of time... Applicant : (cuts in) Facebooking and twitting when you have better things doing. Panel Member 2 : Will you please get out and get loss! Applicant:??? Panel Member 1&3 : Yes you heard her right...out!!!(Applicant moves out with head bow while panel members put head together) Applicant : (enters looking confused  )Sir I'm ehn...Panel Members 1,2 &3 : (Chorus) Short up!What are you doing here again?Applicant : I AM LOST for crying it out loud! Panel Members 1  : Then you are FIRELY HIRED.Applicant: Thank you sir, thank you madam, thank you sir..I need to know my job duties right away. Panel Member 3 : Not here but in the "dummy world" Applicant : Thank you sir..the address please?   ...to be continue
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06-17-2013, 04:57 PM
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funny 404?
Mega or MediaFire links makes life easy. Agree?
 #MakeBBHFGreatAgainhttp://bestblackhatforum.com/Thread-REQ-...-with-BBHF |
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06-18-2013, 07:50 PM
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HAHAHAHA
he is the best employee ever. |
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10-24-2013, 07:16 PM
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LOL.
Honestly, he's an amazing applicant XD
Regards,
Premier |
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10-24-2013, 08:39 PM
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A little humour aint bad...got me hungry though!!!
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12-07-2013, 06:57 PM
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lmfao .. he will not get a job in this century ^_^
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01-22-2014, 12:57 AM
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It sound like a friend of mine she just graduated from college.
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