06-03-2014, 05:36 AM
Some of the best/worst good/bad jokes
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."