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06-03-2014, 05:36 AM
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Good Bad Jokes
Some of the best/worst good/bad jokes


What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!


Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!


What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!



What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!


What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?


How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!


What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!


What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.


Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.


A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."


06-03-2014, 05:42 AM
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Thanks, I enjoyed a chuckle. Gave ya couple reps for making me smile
06-03-2014, 06:23 AM
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blah, blah ,blah, magically!!!
06-03-2014, 12:25 PM
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Classic. lol.. nice share my friend.
Mr NON Fungible
06-13-2014, 01:00 PM
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I like the penultimate joke best.
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07-17-2014, 11:01 AM
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lol nice.... xD
The Secret to Living is Giving
07-17-2014, 10:35 PM
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Never heard the ceiling joke
08-03-2014, 05:14 AM
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Diarrhea running in whose jeans? Rep u lol




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