Little Jimmy

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Little Jimmy is four years old.

He was bugging his mother so she said, "Jimmy, why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work? Maybe you'll learn something."

Jimmy was gone about 2 hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he learned.

Jimmy replied, "Well first you put the God d*** door up. Then the son-of-a-bitch doesn't fit, now you have to take the cock sucker back down. Then you have to take a c*** hair off each side and put the mother F***** back up."

Jimmy's mother said, "You wait till your dad gets home!"

When Jimmy's dad got home, mom told him to ask Jimmy what he learned across the street. Jimmy told him the whole story.

Dad said, "Jimmy, you go outside and get a switch!"

Jimmy replied, "F*** you, that's the electrician's job!"