[GET] Fistfuls of Freaking Dollar Bills Coming Out of Your Screen, Yo [WSO] [4500 MP4s, 743 PDFs, 689 MP3s, 1,297 Checklists]

[NonConformer]

(01-13-2014 02:00 PM)NoJob Wrote:  Did Zesh write this WSO and can I buy it with Bitcoins?

The next version of "Fistfuls of Freaking Dollar Bills" code named "Precious" will have a bitcoin module you can purchase for only 497 dollars!!!

[Boomer23]

Well done! Of course, the classic example is Buy My Stupid eBook!!! Some choice excerpts below:

Buy my Stupid eBook!!!


This is me. If you buy my stupid eBook, you will look this rich and suave too. I totally didn't just rip this picture from Google Images.


Thank goodness you found my stupid eBook. I'm going to introduce you to an opportunity SO LUCRATIVE I have to useass-ugly fonts. This isn't one of those other eBooks by total posers who can't back their offers up. You can tell I'm serious because I use lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!



The Proof
Don't take my word for it. Here's a REAL SCREENSHOT of my Yahoo Publisher Network earnings before I woke up this morning!


How do you know it's real? Because it's impossible to fake a screenshot and if you read it on the Internet, it must be true. That's right, I made INFINITY DOLLARS in my sleep. Besides, that's just too much money to make up!

[NonConformer]

@Boomer23 - I think he needs to go take some lessons of the Origami Boulder dude. :D
http://www.origamiboulder.com/index.htm



I'm thinking about adding an Oragami Boulder to my WSO. Maybe I can joint venture with him. At least he accepts paypal.

"Q: Why do you use PayPal?

A: I go to bank to accept credit card and banker says, "You can't sell wadded paper. That's not a real product or service."

I lose patience and scream at banker and tell him, "You banker, not art critic dumb dumb!!! You don't know nothing about art. Wadded paper art much better than Andy Warhol painting of soup can or that guy who put crucifix in big jar of urine! At least my art not offensive or stupid picture of food product!"

Now I can never accept credit card directly because I get escorted from bank by big man with gun. I use ATM and drivethrough now so banker doesn't see me and call police."

[Boomer23]

@NonConformer: Yup. He even has the nerve to charge for shipping the Origami Boulders. Genius. I wonder if he gets many orders? Could take off like a pet rock!

[NonConformer]

(01-13-2014 04:56 PM)Boomer23 Wrote:  @NonConformer: Yup. He even has the nerve to charge for shipping the Origami Boulders. Genius. I wonder if he gets many orders? Could take off like a pet rock!

That site has been online for years and I would imagine that he gets gag orders to this day. Laughs for cash.

[NonConformer]

Updated bonuses added... get them while they last!

New mirrors for you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With extra exclamations, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mirror 1



Mirror 2

[benzo1314]

I don't see whats so funny because none of the download links are working????

Please re-up as I really need this one.

[NonConformer]

(01-13-2014 05:34 PM)benzo1314 Wrote:  I don't see whats so funny because none of the download links are working????

Please re-up as I really need this one.

Don't panic! Here's what to do.

[fitnessspeed]

What a thread guys
Gave me a great laugh lol.
Great Job!!!

[NonConformer]

(01-13-2014 06:57 PM)fitnessspeed Wrote:  What a thread guys
Gave me a great laugh lol.
Great Job!!!

Thank you, here is a special double discount just for you.