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Hi guys! Chris here from Virginia Beach USA. Been doing internet marketing part time for a little over a year and have been having loads of fun with it and making some money here and there. My passion is building websites and seo, but remember I am a newbie and I am self taught through forums like this. If there is anyone out there that would be willing to teach me how to install cracked software I would be able to pay or offer any of my Fiverr gigs for the service. This is the one thing that I am not proficient in now as I have honestly just discovered this whole online marketing sub culture in the past month. Some downloads work fine for me but others just don't and I know you guys out there are benefiting from these "freebies" and I am dying to learn this skill.
Look forward to hearing from my new friends here on BBHF...Chris