A mythical surplus of value so extreme that even your houseplants earn dividends and your dog runs a hedge fund specializing in snack futures. In Future Profit, businesses monetize sunlight, silence, and the feeling of finally closing 37 browser tabs. People invest in “nostalgia startups” that sell memories you never had, and every fridge item is an NFT that appreciates emotionally, not financially.
Also, pigeons are still rich. No one knows why.
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