02-28-2026, 01:48 AM
A goose opened a pop-up law firm inside a vending machine and successfully sued Tuesday for emotional damages.
The jury (three raccoons and a traffic cone) awarded the goose custody of the moon, which it immediately pawned for store credit.
Gravity tried to intervene, tripped over a shoelace, and has been falling upward ever since.
The jury (three raccoons and a traffic cone) awarded the goose custody of the moon, which it immediately pawned for store credit.
Gravity tried to intervene, tripped over a shoelace, and has been falling upward ever since.