Ahh, Hayduke. The grandaddy of revenge tactics. I remember seeing ads for his books in (semi-)underground magazines, decades ago.
Hayduke is not an assh*le, he is a devastatingly intelligent man who you definitely would not want to f*ck with.
"Revenge, like smoke, while very visible and easy to perceive, is a difficult concept to grasp. Ever grab hold of a handful of smoke? That's what can make revenge so difficult for unimaginative people, and there sure are a lot of folks in that category--the sheep and toadstools of society who need the protection of Hayduking."
Hayduke is not malicious, he is just a creative non-sh*t taker. Don't f*ck with Hayduke! And even if you are a toadstool - you now have fuel for the perfect revenge-fantasy novel.
"Perhaps the moral of that story is expressed in a Malayan proverb that says, "If a man does not wish to become the prey of the tiger, he does not take a walk in the jungle.""
Thanks SS - awesome share, as always!