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An 80-year-old lady was interviewed by a local TV station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

They asked her questions about her life, why she decided to get remarried at 80, and for information about her new husband.
"My husband is a funeral director", she answered.

"That's interesting", the reporter replied.

The reporter asked about the previous three husbands and what their professions had been.

She answered proudly that in her 20's she married a banker, in her 40's a circus ringmaster, a preacher in her 60's and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.

The reporter asked why she married four men with such different lives and career choices.

(Answer comes next...ready ??)
The woman smiled and replied:
"I married the first for the money, the second for the show, the third to get ready, and the fourth to go!"
She sure knows how to plan her life! BiggrinBiggrinBiggrin
Opportunism at its finest ?!?
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