08-24-2018, 01:03 PM
Imagine you are crawling through a BARREN DESERT- It's not just HOT, it's Blazingly Frying like a suffocating blast in the face from a brick-stone pizza oven from HELL- So hot and dry you could you can actually feel the skin on your face, arms and legs slowly splitting into thin, sharp, painful crevasses-
Your eyes are as dry as your throat- If you could, you would beg someone, ANYONE for even a simple morsel of a sickly-sour ROTTEN LEMON just for a taste of the sharp stinging juice to give your scratchy ability to swallow SOME kind of lubrication...But there's no one around...
And then, standing in the distance, you see a- Savior? He looks like a slightly pudgy but still somewhat muscular remnant of a man who probably could have bench-pressed a small motorcycle in his day-
And as he walks closer to you with a friendly, generous smile, you recognize a familiar raccoon-like pattern in his wise beard- And it is...arguably still the most esteemed copywriter on the planet...Gary Halbert! Risen from beyond...
You marvel at how this is possible...The great, irreplaceable Gary Halbert passed away way too soon in 2007...How, and more importantly, WHY in the world is he here, now, standing before you? Is it possible? Has he achieved some kind of unfathomable immortality?
And then you realize, yes, Gary Halbert HAS come to speak to me from beyond the grave, and YES, he HAS immortalized himself for us, and ALL successive generations to learn from- A rugged, proven guidepost, beacon, LEADER for all of us to follow- In an absolutely crackinlingly parched DESERT of lost marketing souls, the Blind truly leading the Blind, constantly running after, panting after, that NEXT, NEW, SHINY TECHNIQUE, LOOPHOLE, SHORT-CUT, "METHOD" to the """Holy Grail""" ---- "EFFORTLESS RICHES!"
And here is Gary, patting you on the head, not in a condescending way, not in a patronizing manner, but rather, in a most LOVING way- Telling you...Never fear...I am your marketing guidepost...Unlike so many others screaming in the marketplace, proclaiming themselves to be unquestioned "GURUS..." You will see, in a just a minute...that all roads lead back to ME...
I may have passed away 11 years ago in an untimely manner, but I KNEW, on some conscious or unconscious level, that I NEEDED to ABSOLUTELY impart ALL of my years of experience and hard-fought marketing "WISDOM"- Not later, but NOW--- For YOU, yes YOU-- So that you will never be led astray again-
And so I present to you...Gary's ultimate life work-
"The Gary Halbert Letter"...with... Their TITLES!!!!!!!
Enjoy and prosper!!!!
Your eyes are as dry as your throat- If you could, you would beg someone, ANYONE for even a simple morsel of a sickly-sour ROTTEN LEMON just for a taste of the sharp stinging juice to give your scratchy ability to swallow SOME kind of lubrication...But there's no one around...
And then, standing in the distance, you see a- Savior? He looks like a slightly pudgy but still somewhat muscular remnant of a man who probably could have bench-pressed a small motorcycle in his day-
And as he walks closer to you with a friendly, generous smile, you recognize a familiar raccoon-like pattern in his wise beard- And it is...arguably still the most esteemed copywriter on the planet...Gary Halbert! Risen from beyond...
You marvel at how this is possible...The great, irreplaceable Gary Halbert passed away way too soon in 2007...How, and more importantly, WHY in the world is he here, now, standing before you? Is it possible? Has he achieved some kind of unfathomable immortality?
And then you realize, yes, Gary Halbert HAS come to speak to me from beyond the grave, and YES, he HAS immortalized himself for us, and ALL successive generations to learn from- A rugged, proven guidepost, beacon, LEADER for all of us to follow- In an absolutely crackinlingly parched DESERT of lost marketing souls, the Blind truly leading the Blind, constantly running after, panting after, that NEXT, NEW, SHINY TECHNIQUE, LOOPHOLE, SHORT-CUT, "METHOD" to the """Holy Grail""" ---- "EFFORTLESS RICHES!"
And here is Gary, patting you on the head, not in a condescending way, not in a patronizing manner, but rather, in a most LOVING way- Telling you...Never fear...I am your marketing guidepost...Unlike so many others screaming in the marketplace, proclaiming themselves to be unquestioned "GURUS..." You will see, in a just a minute...that all roads lead back to ME...
I may have passed away 11 years ago in an untimely manner, but I KNEW, on some conscious or unconscious level, that I NEEDED to ABSOLUTELY impart ALL of my years of experience and hard-fought marketing "WISDOM"- Not later, but NOW--- For YOU, yes YOU-- So that you will never be led astray again-
And so I present to you...Gary's ultimate life work-
"The Gary Halbert Letter"...with... Their TITLES!!!!!!!
Enjoy and prosper!!!!
Code:
https://www59.zippyshare.com/v/wibXqQ09/file.html
