01-08-2018, 10:41 AM
Been studying IM and MMO 'systems' and 'programs' for some time now.
Over and over again I see...:
HURRY and grab the latest, bestest, quickest, easiest a-b-c, 1-2-3 pushbutton, instant, fast, work-free shiny object RIGHT NOW and then...:
Just add traffic.
Simple, yes ?!?
No. Its not.
Seeing this same silliness over and over reminds me of the Acme Corporation from the 'toons I watched as a kid=>
Need water to drown your roadrunner pal ??
Easy - get some Acme Instant Water - add 1 drop of water - makes a million gallons instantly !!
Here are a few others like that (notice the mention of Instagram too):
We get all sorts of goodies here, but the traffic secrets...seem to remain...
Alluded to - yes, but most often obscured or simply avoided.
Best paid traffic sources ??
Seen any lists of those lately NOT 1/2 filled with sites that are 404 ?!?
Free traffic is too much work, the gurus say...use paid traffic, its better.
OK, where do we get that ??
Silence ensues.
Methinks we need something like=>
Acme Instant Traffic Kit.
Just add ONE site visitor and it'll instantly make a million more appear.
Yep, definitely need me some o' dat.
Anybody have that for sale at maybe...$7.97 ???
C'mon folks - where's your sense of humour ?!?
Over and over again I see...:
HURRY and grab the latest, bestest, quickest, easiest a-b-c, 1-2-3 pushbutton, instant, fast, work-free shiny object RIGHT NOW and then...:
Just add traffic.
Simple, yes ?!?
No. Its not.
Seeing this same silliness over and over reminds me of the Acme Corporation from the 'toons I watched as a kid=>
Need water to drown your roadrunner pal ??
Easy - get some Acme Instant Water - add 1 drop of water - makes a million gallons instantly !!
Here are a few others like that (notice the mention of Instagram too):
We get all sorts of goodies here, but the traffic secrets...seem to remain...
Secret.
Alluded to - yes, but most often obscured or simply avoided.
Best paid traffic sources ??
Seen any lists of those lately NOT 1/2 filled with sites that are 404 ?!?
Free traffic is too much work, the gurus say...use paid traffic, its better.
OK, where do we get that ??
Silence ensues.
Methinks we need something like=>
Acme Instant Traffic Kit.
Just add ONE site visitor and it'll instantly make a million more appear.
Yep, definitely need me some o' dat.
Anybody have that for sale at maybe...$7.97 ???
C'mon folks - where's your sense of humour ?!?