If anybody thinks it's easy being a penis, think again.
1. Your best friend is a pussy
2. Your parents are nuts
3. Your neighbor is an *****
10 Ten Reasons it sucks to be a d****
1. You've got a hole in your head.
2. Your master strangles you all the time.
3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
4. You shrink in cold water.
5. You never get a haircut.
6. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
7. Your closest neighbor is an a**hole.
8. Your best friend is a pussy.
9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
I think I am an upside-down penis - there are two nuts above me ^
Are you kidding..........I think you are in stress.
Best post on the forum LOL
