I have a new delivery of factory reconditioned women's lightweight anti-gravity dog walking shoes for your right feet. I'll toss in the left shoe for free if you take advantage of this special blowout offer by midnight tonight!
Don't mistake this for a cheap knock-off anti-gravity dog walking shoe. This is the real deal, hand made by the same slave labor that make Nike footwear and certified by the "We'll Buy Anything For Dogs As Long As The Tag Says Sale Consumer Protection Network."
I'd say that 99% of all DISCOUNTS are fake. Sad but true! They raise the price before holidays and then sell the stuff at "discount" prices...i.e. original prices. When you call them out, they direct you to marketing department and other BS departments.
