10-18-2014, 07:07 AM
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not around.
In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology and with my promise that it won't ever happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in:
d*** autospell! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . . .
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not around.
In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology and with my promise that it won't ever happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in:
d*** autospell! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . . .
