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I currently have $50 of unused credits on a fairly large outsourcer type website that I cannot withdraw, but can spend to hire people to do various things.
What would be some good things to try and profit from these credits?
I have access to hosting and the usual affiliate and cpa offers, and would be willing to share my progress and results here.
Thanks.

Have a "simple" wordpress plugin created, write up a 5 mile long sales letter with all kinds of cartoon graphics and sell it the idiots on the warrior forum who will flock to it like flies on s.hit. Post it on clickbank, let them become affiliates and sit back and laugh while you count the money they make you.

I could be joking- or am I?