03-24-2014, 01:09 PM
03-24-2014, 02:05 PM
the author stole my d*** idea....
I was going to make a late night infomercial video taping myself in a mall and calling out pretty women to test out my new exercise program like how to tighten your buttocks by doing quick thrust reps...lol.
I was going to make a late night infomercial video taping myself in a mall and calling out pretty women to test out my new exercise program like how to tighten your buttocks by doing quick thrust reps...lol.
03-24-2014, 03:48 PM
(03-24-2014 02:05 PM)gash Wrote: [ -> ]the author stole my d*** idea....Rosy Palm and her five sisters don't count.
I was going to make a late night infomercial video taping myself in a mall and calling out pretty women to test out my new exercise program like how to tighten your buttocks by doing quick thrust reps...lol.
03-24-2014, 04:24 PM
Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters have a reputation for chafing. So be careful
03-24-2014, 11:53 PM
Be ready to dial 911
03-25-2014, 03:37 AM
(03-24-2014 04:24 PM)uppastmidnight Wrote: [ -> ] Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters have a reputation for chafing. So be carefulBut she knows all the right spots.
03-25-2014, 06:52 AM
03-25-2014, 07:47 AM
Here's Volume II
03-25-2014, 11:00 AM
Bro,
I dont know if you realise but most chicks find it really painful after about 40 mins,
the constant rubbing even with extra lube still becomes painful.
Sometimes my Mrs wants it hard and fast and 5 mins is perfect.
Yep and sometimes she wants it for a good 40 mins or so.
I dont know if you realise but most chicks find it really painful after about 40 mins,
the constant rubbing even with extra lube still becomes painful.
Sometimes my Mrs wants it hard and fast and 5 mins is perfect.
Yep and sometimes she wants it for a good 40 mins or so.
(03-24-2014 07:17 AM)Quasar Wrote: [ -> ]Who is the female newscaster??!!
She thinks FOUR minutes is a perfectly fine time to "go at it!" Where the hell has she been?
D.amn - I think in terms of how many hours I can stay "at it?"
I must be doing it all wrong!
Thanks NC! Repped!
03-25-2014, 11:16 AM
(03-25-2014 11:00 AM)ApoPhis Wrote: [ -> ]Bro,
I dont know if you realise but most chicks find it really painful after about 40 mins,
the constant rubbing even with extra lube still becomes painful.
Sometimes my Mrs wants it hard and fast and 5 mins is perfect.
Yep and sometimes she wants it for a good 40 mins or so.
I ain't your Bro!
That comment was tongue-in-cheek - or are you just naturally that anal?
If so I am a world leading expert in being anal - so go for it jerk!
What a dickwad!