03-03-2014, 02:25 PM
From the book's opening chapter:
Bullshit. They're like wild animals - they can smell the scent of fear, stupidity and incompetence far better than other women and they'll cut you off so fast your head will swim.
Yep - especially about that train they pulled last night.
Not always - lighting, make-up and costumes can hide a multitude of sins.
Did I ever tell you about Dolly Dimples, the 350-pound stripper who used to dance on top of a grand piano?
Some of them are quite shy indeed, almost to the point of being psychopaths.
I worked as a bouncer for many years in several clubs and have been in many relationships with strippers - this should be an interesting read, but I don't have my hopes up.
Thanks, OP! Rep given.
Quote: Strippers are easy to meet, all you have to do is
say hello and extend you hand. A stripper in a
club will never reject you -
Bullshit. They're like wild animals - they can smell the scent of fear, stupidity and incompetence far better than other women and they'll cut you off so fast your head will swim.
Quote: • Strippers are open about sex
Yep - especially about that train they pulled last night.
Quote: • Strippers have great bodies
Not always - lighting, make-up and costumes can hide a multitude of sins.
Did I ever tell you about Dolly Dimples, the 350-pound stripper who used to dance on top of a grand piano?
Quote:• Strippers are not shy
Some of them are quite shy indeed, almost to the point of being psychopaths.
I worked as a bouncer for many years in several clubs and have been in many relationships with strippers - this should be an interesting read, but I don't have my hopes up.
Thanks, OP! Rep given.