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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent.......................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection......................3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up..............................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier........................ 2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real............................................11 2 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging........................................... ......18 Calories
Getting up immediately....................................... ......36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years........................................36 Calories
30-39 years........................................80 Calories
40-49 years......................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending.

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................................................32 Calories
In a hurry............................................. ................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.........13,521 Calories


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