01-05-2014, 06:53 PM
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido. She said, "Doc, could you help with our sex life?"
The doctor asked, "What about trying Viagra?"
The old woman said, "Not a chance. He won't even take aspirin."
The doctor replied, "Not a problem. Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later when the old woman called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The old woman exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
The doctor asked, "Really? What happened?"
The old woman said, "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
The doctor asked, "Why so terrible? Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
The old woman replied, "Oh My jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in twenty five years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Gloria Jean's again!"
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The doctor asked, "What about trying Viagra?"
The old woman said, "Not a chance. He won't even take aspirin."
The doctor replied, "Not a problem. Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later when the old woman called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The old woman exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
The doctor asked, "Really? What happened?"
The old woman said, "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
The doctor asked, "Why so terrible? Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
The old woman replied, "Oh My jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in twenty five years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Gloria Jean's again!"
Source: http://www.farkhof.info/irish-viagra