12-31-2013, 12:00 PM
You will never believe that this happened, but I gotta tell you it DID.
Just earlier today I was driving around and drinking looking for a place to buy more beer. Man, it's hard to drive straight with a beer in one hand and a shot glass in the other. My knees were shaking to hold the steering wheel straight.
OUT OF NOWHERE this HUGE pet pig ran in front of my car and I had to kick off my cowboy boot and start Nascar driving with my toes.
Crazy stuff, but I wasn't going to spill my drinks.
So any how, I miss the pig and this chick sitting next to me is screaming about killing farm animals and blah, blah, blah....
I tell her to shut up or else.
She slapped me. I mean she really slapped the hell out of me.
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So I crashed the car right thru this house. I "F"ed up that house up BAD. Huge hole. Crap flyin' everywhere!
I tried to call my boys to come help me, but nobody is answering their phones, SO.....
I'm posting here for some help.
If you can stop by and pick me up and help me with my car I'd appreciate it. Don't worry. That crazy chick is walking home. I can't have anymore crazy happening..... I might need to bring the pig with me tho... I mean the pig didn't do anything wrong.....
If you can help me the address where I am is [hide]http://www.scrappersguide.com/downloads/[/spoiler]
Come quick cause I don't want to be here if the cops show up.
Leave rep and a comment if you can help me out, then I know you're coming.....
Thanx!
Just earlier today I was driving around and drinking looking for a place to buy more beer. Man, it's hard to drive straight with a beer in one hand and a shot glass in the other. My knees were shaking to hold the steering wheel straight.
OUT OF NOWHERE this HUGE pet pig ran in front of my car and I had to kick off my cowboy boot and start Nascar driving with my toes.
Crazy stuff, but I wasn't going to spill my drinks.
So any how, I miss the pig and this chick sitting next to me is screaming about killing farm animals and blah, blah, blah....
I tell her to shut up or else.
She slapped me. I mean she really slapped the hell out of me.
So I crashed the car right thru this house. I "F"ed up that house up BAD. Huge hole. Crap flyin' everywhere!
I tried to call my boys to come help me, but nobody is answering their phones, SO.....
I'm posting here for some help.
If you can stop by and pick me up and help me with my car I'd appreciate it. Don't worry. That crazy chick is walking home. I can't have anymore crazy happening..... I might need to bring the pig with me tho... I mean the pig didn't do anything wrong.....
If you can help me the address where I am is [hide]http://www.scrappersguide.com/downloads/[/spoiler]
Come quick cause I don't want to be here if the cops show up.
Leave rep and a comment if you can help me out, then I know you're coming.....
Thanx!
