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(11-28-2013 04:54 AM)Quasar Wrote: [ -> ]2.) Send out 1000 vomit mail pieces that get a response rate of 20%?

Correction of your HIGH IQ Mindset.

The 20% Response Rate Means 1 of the following :

1) People either Feeling Unwell and VOMITED into the BAG.

2) People DRUNK and use the bag and VOMIT into the BAG.

3) Use the BAG as Rubbish BAG to collect RUBBISH.

Yes, we must be OPEN MINDED to make good use of the Vomit Bag For other Purposes.

IF can wash it and Re-Use it, that would be FANTASTIC Vomit Bag.

( Junk Mail inside ALL can be thrown away )

*** Don't forget this Product is NAME = VOMIT BAG

and it serves A PURPOSE

Conclusion = Don't Waste The Bag

Cheers !

The master has spoken. Well said.

(11-28-2013 11:01 AM)The Thor Hammer Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-28-2013 04:54 AM)Quasar Wrote: [ -> ]2.) Send out 1000 vomit mail pieces that get a response rate of 20%?

Correction of your HIGH IQ Mindset.

The 20% Response Rate Means 1 of the following :

1) People either Feeling Unwell and VOMITED into the BAG.

2) People DRUNK and use the bag and VOMIT into the BAG.

3) Use the BAG as Rubbish BAG to collect RUBBISH.

Conclusion, yes we must be OPEN MINDED to make good use of the Vomit Bag For other Purposes.

IF can wash it and re use it, that would be FANTASTIC Vomit Bag.

( Junk Mail inside ALL can be thrown away )

*** Don't forget this Product is NAME = VOMIT BAG
and it serves A PURPOSE

Conclusion = Don't Waste The Bag

Cheers !

Hey Thor! How is it going dude?

I am glad you showed up! Are you taking a break from stomping leechers?

I appreciate you letting everyone know some uses for the vomit bags. But I would rather use them to make money.

@Lala - Hey - thanks for your intelligent post babe! Anytime I think about giving you guys a few bucks for VIP, I seem to see one of your fantastic posts.

And they always remind me that I need to keep my hands in my pockets and absolutely do not need VIP. I will just drop that lunch money on a homeless guy somewhere - like I did the last time I thought about it!

Maybe when you get a chance, you can actually do what a mod is supposed to do and stop spammers, scammers and other low-life scum.

I sure do appreciate you helping me out dear! I am sure the homeless guy will thank you too.

Thanks babe!

(11-28-2013 02:09 PM)Quasar Wrote: [ -> ]I appreciate you letting everyone know some uses for the vomit bags. But I would rather use them to make money.

Yeah....SELL the VOMIT BAG if not in use

send them a bag with dog poop in it, that will get their attention...
100% response

Not so professional :p

For some more 'pattern interruption' you might
want to check this out, too ...

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Cheers!

Quasar...you are so right!! this with "lumpy mailers" are the way to go!! I have used band aids, toy soilders, 100 dollar erasers up to bingo cards and chips!!! People here want to be to d*** critical on things just cause it did work for them. Trust me. for anyone looking to get into the lead gen business. this with a caption.."sick of your leads??" get the point when you follow up?? they will remember you. Forget what others say and do you.

I SMELL NAIVE Leecher :-)

You think so easy in real life ?

Vomit Mailer ? IF that easy, everyone would have been RICH or financially stable.

Even initial results are good, does NOT guarantee consistent profits return.

Dream it on guys.

Well it might work for some, but not majority. Especially must consider the Location FACTOR.

Twist Danny Suggestion, put UNDERWEAR / BRA / CONDOM as ( FREEBIES ) respond rate sure will increase :-)

(11-28-2013 12:52 PM)Lala Wrote: [ -> ]The master has spoken. Well said.

Time for a board name change Lala!

http://www.blackhatmasters.com
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If you have not tried "mailers" and are "serious" about making bank... give it a try!

Other ways we have used over the years:

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Action: Send an empty envelope / mailer / micro box / usp box, of the same sort at LEAST twice > wait a few days... then HAND deliver a 3rd FULL one!

Result: You get to have a conversation with the gatekeeper / owner / whoever thinks you are stupid enough to send empty stuff! Brilliant ice breaker!

Action: Send a few peices of Lego, a jigsaw puzzle, a kinder egg toy > wait a few days... then send a simple "Are you MISSING something?" postcard/flyer

Result: They realise that they are missing something... you then fix what they are missing!

Action: Send some FREE / GIVEAWAY / SAMPLE items from free websites to your lists [no charge to you!] or potential contacts > wait a few days and give them a call / send an email / pop in if local and simply say... "Hey did you get some samples from "XYZ company" [which you know they did, as you sent them] and say that you can "Offer" a similar FREE sample / giveaway / voucher as what they have received for "THEIR CLIENTS" for peanuts... if they say yes, contact the sample company you used online to send the original one and say "Hey how do you fancy a JV/DEAL with me to send your stuff to MY new clients!"

Result: Targeted joint venture clients you can "share" with a promo company and build up them up to buy more stuff

Action: Get / Print 1000 postcards in MONO only, with "Are you having issues with your studies?" > Give them to a NEW student to give out or LEAVE in any lecture room / library / meeting hall etc etc > When the students call, give them a web address with a CPA lander for cheap books / memory course / how to get the best exam results to visit!

Action: Targeted, potential BOOK buyers who will KEEP buying for at least 4 years while they work towards a Degree etc etc

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There are hundreds of twists and add your own stamp on these ideas and the niches you can hit with them are UNLIMITED!

Keep what you send REALLY simple or ENSURE it is something that needs a REPLY to get the SUPERDEAL offered!

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Also do ALL you sends in MONO or ONE SINGLE BRIGHT COLOR on WHITE ONLY!

Find a local mail man that fancies some extra CASH on a sunday, give him/her some postcards and let them do what they do best > deliver and chat!

Offer them a % of ANYONE that signs up / calls in and joins/ buys anything from you!

Time for a sticky thread maybe!