Have you ever tried "stuffing your Paypal or ClickBank with cold, hard cash"?
I logged into Paypal, went to Transfer Funds, and pushed some 'cold, hard' coins into the only slot in my laptop I could find - the DVD drive.
Guess what? It spat them back out at me!
So I think this dude's got this system all wrong. Even if I poured a load of cold, hard cash down his 'funnel', it's still not going to go into my account.