TEACH ME HOW TO FLY PLANE PLEASE!

[Bestwriter]

Please Teach Me How To Fly Plane!

Pilot was transporting a bunch of psychos to psychiatric hospital.


psychiatric The psychos were making a hell of nonce,to the extend that you can here from land.

Systematically one of them enter the pilot's cabin:-

Psycho: Hey buddy!Can you teach me how to fly pls?
Pilot: Not now man.

Psycho: What do you mean idiot? Don't you know that this plane was being hijacked?
Pilot: By whom? When you are here to protect me.

Psycho: Those dumb ass..I killed them all...Will you teach me how to land safely?
Pilot: I have not agreed to teach you any move let alone safe landing, but I will on one condition.

Psycho: Any condition, even if you ask me to run mad for you I will do it with all perfection.
Pilot: Just help me get our colleagues to keep quiet.

Psycho: That is simple...give me 2 seconds..BRB.(Steps out of cabin)
Pilot: Thanks man !(shouted as he noticed that the noise has disappeared)

Psycho: Now to our business. What is that thing you are holding?
Pilot: Wait! How did you manage to do it(make them keep quite) in a jiffy?You a genius.

Psycho: That is an understatement I am extra super over genius...
Pilot:Tell me, how did you ...

Psycho: Simple trick, I opened the doors and asked them to go play outside.(LOL) Am not superb?
Pilot:

[momoola]

you are very good comedian

[astutujoe]

nice one bro

[PaulRamsey20]

Ha, I like it. Thanks for chuckle.

[Nokia1]

This is for passenger of the best airline in the world.....lol

http://youtu.be/6VLYpKGVBUg

[Captain99]

Talking of planes, these guys certainly don't need training.





Cap ;)