[LOL] Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven...

[Joeblack1]

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

[quijibo]

* yawn *

[del321]

Good one :)

[Joeblack1]

No offence meant [really] to any one. To Catholics or to Italians.
It was only the play of words that I wanted to highlight.
Like some thing in reddit:
"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

And the correct answer is:

"A seat belt"

Again No offence

[ManifestDestiny]

(06-24-2016 11:00 AM)Joeblack1 Wrote:  No offence meant [really] to any one. To Catholics or to Italians.
It was only the play of words that I wanted to highlight.
Like some thing in reddit:
"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

And the correct answer is:

"A seat belt"

Again No offence

have you ever considered stand-up?

you should take this act on the road!

[jncmedia]

waka waka waka!

[samtommy]

Hey, Joe Black, I liked both of your jokes, ROFL

Never EVER apologize for a joke!