Hilarious! This website made my day

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https://jesuscoin.network/

Jesus Coin (JC), apparently created as a joke, is said to have Jesus Christ as its founder, together with Juda Iscariot as a trustee and Saint Peter as its public relations representative. It is not entirely clear what the exact purpose of the coin is, but according to its website, the coin is guaranteed to save all of its owners from hell. One JC is currently worth $0.000063 and the coin has a market capitalization of $1,160,454.

From the site:
Using the cryptographic breakthrough of the blockchain ledger and anonymous cryptocurrencies, Jesus Coin has been developed as the currency of God’s Son. Unlike morally bereft cryptocurrencies, Jesus Coin has the unique advantage of providing global access to Jesus that’s safer and faster than every before.
*Sin Forgiving – Jesus Coin is negotiating with churches to outsource sin forgiveness.
*Transaction Speeds – Record transaction times between you and God’s son
*Predicted to Achieve $50bn Market Cap – Predicted by Peter (not the disciple). **
“And there would be a cryptocurrency, and it would be wondrous, and the Lord would say unto thee followers buy thee Jesus Coin, at the highest possible bonus structure”.