Here’s How to Guarantee Failure in 2011…[great post from Chris Rempel]

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Here’s How to Guarantee Failure in 2011…[great post from Chris Rempel]

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Here’s How to Guarantee Failure in 2011…
March 25th, 2011 · 107 Comments

Normally I don’t publish stuff when I’m in a bad mood, but today’s going to be an exception…

Here are 5 sure-fire ways to absolutely guarantee failure and crappy results in 2011.

If anything sounds familiar… you might wanna re-think your strategy…

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1) Always Gravitate to Whatever is “EASIEST”…

Ever notice how so many people are obsessed with article marketing?

Or how many products/offers specifically focus on things like “you don’t need a website, a product or a list”, etc.?

The reason is because the barrier to entry is basically zero, which makes that appealing to people who think this is somehow “push-button”. That means that any old slob can go sign up at EzineArticles or wherever and start promoting Clickbank’s Finest. It’s so “easy”.

The same applies to stuff like auto-blogging, using PLR, etc.

Easy, my ass.

Everything about it is tough as hell. Go to ANY marketing forum and take a look at all the threads with subject lines like “Help, I’ve submitted 150 articles and I’ve only made $32.75!!”

That’s pretty extreme, and usually it’s because their niche (or keyword) sucks, but you’ll see that a lot.

Let’s talk about why…

You’re limited to targeting long-tail keywords. You’re sending all of your traffic to someone else (who’s actually building a real business from it). You’re not making enough money to outsource your “easy” activities. Meanwhile you’re working your ass off, for hours on end, churning out one article after the next.

Not to mention, you don’t OWN anything. And – considering what just happened to EzineArticles in the Farmer update (a 90% LOSS in SERP visibility), you are also held hostage by what happens to the entity you are piggybacking.

Sound insane?

YES. So why the hell does everybody gravitate to this?

Because it’s “easy”.

Yeah – it’s so much “harder” just to build a site, market it for a month and then let the search engines send traffic to it passively for the next 8+ months (or indefinitely if you run some periodic backlinking from time to time).

Which, in comparison, is actually far easier, less effort, and less work.

Speaking of article marketing…
2) Only Ever Target “Low Hanging Fruit”…

I have received hundreds of emails over the years from people who are obsessed with finding keywords and keyphrases with “under 5000 competing search results”. So they’ll email and ask,

“Chris, I decided to target ‘Cheapest Car Insurance for 1972 Imported Mini Coopers’ because it only has 273 competing organic results and since I can rank really easily for it with basically no effort I think it’s a good way to go – what do you think?”

What do I think?

Well, for one thing I won’t tell you exactly what I think about that, since my thoughts contain several swear words.

However, what I will say is this…

YOU NEED TRAFFIC.

And no, getting 5 visitors a day isn’t traffic. Unless you are selling Luxury Yachts or Pacific Islands, 5 visitors a day is going to put you in the poor house.

And no, the solution isn’t to go and build 100 “poor houses” and hope that the combined effect will be a “not-as-poor house”. That’s just a stupid way to build a business – let alone an online empire.

What is so scary about just aiming for keywords that will actually provide you with tons of traffic?

It’s truly NOT that difficult.

Does it take elbow grease for a month or two, and 5 minutes of research?

Yes, it does.

(But it’s a hell of a lot less effort than being an article slave, or building 500 “low-hanging fruit” miniblogs…)

Not to mention, sites that go after REAL keywords make REAL money. What a shocker.

Turns out it’s actually a lot more work to pick low-hanging fruit than it is to just go get yourself a ladder and have all the good stuff to yourself.
3) Follow the Masses.

Here’s a depressing exercise…

Go to any popular marketing forum.

Browse the threads.

Make a note of what appears to be the most popular activity or method.

Then, make a note of all the threads where people complain about poor results, not making any money, etc.

Guess what?

99 times out of 100, the stuff that DOESN’T WORK is what EVERYONE is doing.

(If you wanna know why, go back and read Steps 1 and 2 in this post).

You wanna know what REALLY works?

Ignore the marketers. Ignore the forums.

LOOK at who’s ranking in Google. LOOK at active marketplaces. LOOK at who’s advertising with PPC, Facebook, etc. LOOK at what people are buying.

And then just reverse-engineer it. Look at how THEY are doing it.

This isn’t rocket-science, folks.

You’ve gotta shut off the noise, and ignore the shovel-sellers – and open your eyes to the logical reality of the web. It’s literally right in front of you. And becoming a player really isn’t that hard, guys.

All it takes is observing obvious success, and then just reverse-engineering that logical path. Not just following the herd.
4) Obsess Over Details, Technicalities and Specific Tactics…

Another way to guarantee failure is to get hung up on “doing everything right” – or to assume that simple actions aren’t as effective as complicated processes.

A good example of this is something I mentioned above – people’s obsession with Organic competition (such as only trying to rank for keywords with less than 5,000 exact-match results). First of all, as an aside – those values are completely unreliable. One day a keyphrase will have 3,500 competitors. The next day it will be 950,000. Try this and see for yourself.

Anyway – the point is – the reality is that you are only competing with the sites on page 1. The only thing that matters is what the sites on Page #1 have done, and whether you’re prepared to do the same thing.

THAT is how you measure feasibility. Not some convoluted pseudo-science based on nothing other than “common knowledge”. (If you rely on common knowledge, you get common results).

End the confusion by focusing on logical, straight-forward thinking.

There is SO MUCH data at your fingertips these days. With inexpensive tools like SEMRush, SEOSpyglass, and so on, it is literally a matter of 20 seconds of research to completely reverse-engineer the entire marketing “blueprint”, tried, tested and proven by your competitors.

All you’ve gotta do is step up, put your work gloves on, and have at it.

That’s how you get results.

Not by embracing over-the-top tactics or pining over convoluted theories.

And finally – if your goal is to fail this year, make sure to…
5) Resist Anything That Requires Initial Effort, Forethought, or Otherwise Isn’t Mundane or Automated

This is the big one.

This will absolutely guarantee ongoing failure for as long as you do this…

Let me explain how it works:

About 2 years ago I started renting an office in a commercial building, simply because I find it a lot easier that way to separate my “work life” from my “home life”. (You find out pretty quick that the “luxury” of working from home can make you stir crazy).

Anyway, I’m one of about 30 other businesses/offices on my floor. I’ve made a few friends, and a few people are curious about the weird guy with no discernable schedule, definitely no dress code, long hair and a collection of Porsches.

So I’ve been asked, numerous times, what I do. I offer a 20-second summary blurb. One that I’ve carefully engineered over the years to convey the fact that I’m not in the Adult industry, and simultaneously vague enough to keep people guessing (since they won’t understand anyway).

Nevertheless, I’ve had a few people pry. So I’ll oblige, and explain affiliate marketing, list-building and in general the online business platform in more detail.

They start getting excited. I can literally “see” their emotions well up, and their eyes sparkle, when their internal gears start turning, and they begin to think “Oh boy! Maybe I can do this TOO”…

Then they ask me how much work is involved. My favorite part ensues…

I tell them the truth:

“You don’t know which way is up, so it will probably take you about 6 months to figure out what’s what. After that point, when you’ve chosen a market and laid out some target keywords, you need to probably produce about 50 – 100 articles. Then you need to go out and build backlinks for about 2-3 months. Then you need to wait for Google to respond to your efforts. THEN – it will start to pay off. You can literally build a crazy income, just by building a few sites like this.”

By this point, the “spark of excitement” in their facial expression will have gradually faded into a glazed-over expression that communicates exactly what they’re thinking…

“Oh, well – screw it. I thought it would be easier…”

Now, I want to draw your attention to the PURE INSANITY of what just happened…

I basically tell someone how to make a solid 6 figures a year (or more), in about a year’s time, and as soon they discover that there’s work involved – forget it.

Let’s see if we can break down their thought process, from a logical point of view:

1) I can continue running my fledgling business or working as an employee, where $45K is a good year, and eventually retire when I’m 75 in some run-down apartment, with no money to have fun, and with a part-time job at Walmart just to get by….

OR

2) I can spend a whopping SIX MONTHS of my life learning a business model that can build incredible wealth and passive income. I can probably eventually sell my online empire for a very nice 7 or maybe even 8+ figure payday. Then I can literally make 6 figures a year, passively, just in interest alone. I can do whatever the hell I want, and I’ll never have to work again.

Hmmm… let me see.

Option #1 please. It’s less effort.

Sorry, I have to go home now and waste 4 hours of my life watching reality TV so I can escape my mundane existance with zero prospects for the future – but it was nice talking to you. You sure are lucky!

I know I’m being very sarcastic, but this is a very serious “mindset disease” that plagues our industry.

People are literally CHOOSING PSUEDO-SLAVERY over and above proven, fundamental strategies that can create life-long financial freedom – simply because it’s “less effort”.

(And you’ve gotta “work smart, not hard”, right?)

Folks, working smart is about realizing WHAT ACTUALLY WORKS, and then focusing on that exclusively.

And what’s ironic is that when you simply DO put in the initial effort – building REAL sites, building REAL links, producing REAL content, sending REAL emails to your subscribers…

…it ends up being FAR LESS effort overall in comparison to all the pseudo-slaves working their asses off all day long spinning articles, setting up auto-blogs, running ScrapeBox and burning through proxies, and intermittently buying “WSO’s” as a form of entertainment disguised as productivity.

It’s a 3 or 4 month effort that can turn into a 6-figure operation.

Instead of a 3-year attempt to “resist effort” that turns into constant tactic-chasing, whining on forums, marital stress and a wallet full of nothing.

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So there you have it folks.

Guaranteed Failure – in Just 5 Easy Steps!

And anybody can do it. You definitely don’t need a list, a product, or a website.

All you have to do is gravitate to whatever’s easy, automated, complicated-sounding, and requires little effort – and you’ll see “results” almost instantly!

(And as a bonus, when you start using these 5 simple steps today – I’ll even throw in an Employment Application for Walmart that you can use when you’re living in a S***** apartment – absolutely free!)

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Why the rant?

Maybe you’ve been following the upcoming launch of ActuallyRank.com, on March 29th.

In short, you can use it to easily build hundreds (or thousands) of powerful one-way backlinks – where actual the page itself has major linkjuice and PR’s ranging from PR0 – PR5+ – in just minutes per day. Or even just a few times a month.

Building even 5- 10 backlinks like this can produce RANK-CHANGING results that will directly boost your traffic.

And we send you thousands of powerful dofollow comment sources every month, so you’ll never run out of literally endless, powerful backlink prospects.

But here’s where it all falls to pieces….

“Egad!! You mean I actually have to do something? I can’t just lay on a hammock somewhere while subordinates shove grapes in my mouth whilst your service simultaneously produces magical Googly rankings for me?”

Yes, you actually have to spend a whole 40 seconds – or possibly even a full 2 minutes – posting your backlink on established, authority pages with major linkjuice.

There isn’t a service that exists – aside from TextLinkAds or LinkAdage (where you can buy backlinks, for about the price of a used car) where you can build BACKLINKS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER, as easily, and for such a tiny investment.

Folks – this is how you rank for keywords that matter. Keywords that can send you thousands of visitors a day – resulting in double or triple digit transactions a DAY from a single site.

You think you can do that with “automated” links from a private blog network?

Or from using software that creates profiles on Web 2.0 properties?

Or from submitting articles to bloated directories?

Or from building spamlinks using ScrapeBox?

(I think the answer is painfully obvious… if you exclusively build links the “easy” way like that, all you have to do is log into your Google Analytics account and look at your stats, and I think the answer will come to you).

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Now – obviously – ActuallyRank isn’t for everyone.

It’s for serious marketers who could give a crap about “automation” because what they need is RESULTS.

In fact, I’ve had almost 20 people email me now begging to let them in early – and almost all of them are SEO companies. (Hmmm… I wonder why that is? Oh – it’s because they need to generate results for their clients.)

And as excited as I am to open the doors on the 29th and see what happens – and something tells me we may need to cap it off pretty quickly…

…I’m also a little bit disheartened.

I’ve received so many emails (and comments) lately that truly paint a sad picture of just how clueless the majority of people are in this industry.

People asking if it’s 100% automatic. People asking if they can blast the URLs with ScrapeBox. People asking if all the sources are AutoApprove.

They don’t see that the very thing they think they want (“NO EFFORT”) is precisely the cause of their poor results – and – amazingly, it’s the reason why they have to work so hard just to barely eek out a few hundred bucks a month – if even that…

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Let me end this rant with a question – and I’m being totally sincere…

DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO SUCCEED?

Or do you find it easier and safer just to half-heartedly pursue “shiny new tactics” because it’s temporarily entertaining?

I’m honestly not being facetious or sarcastic, in this last section here.

In fact, if you’re struggling right now – or lost – and you genuinely want to succeed, but maybe you need a bit of guidance…

…then post a comment below and let me know what you’re having trouble with – and I’ll answer it within a few hours, right here on the blog.

Here’s to a SUCCESSFUL 2011.

Sincerely

~ Chris Rempel