[GET] Vomit Bag Mailer

[chosendude]

Popular because it's so gross, people keep forwarding this novelty grossness to their friends, etc...
Kinda like this crap video. Absolutely gross, with humor.
I think I'll take 2 of those vomit bags.

[The Thor Hammer]

Watching a movie, right hand holding popcorn, left hand holding a VOMIT BAG,

PRETTY USEFUL especially when watching HORROR Movies :-)

[cloneofclone]

As with most stuff shared here it's a tool. How and who uses the tool will create a wide range of outcomes.

We've used the vomit bag successfully for a while now. It does get opened and people do act on it especially for our reputation product. It is one piece of a 16 touch attack we use and works well. We do our research and each touch is very very personalized.

Follow up by phone is critical to much higher conversions.

Thanks to the OP for the share. Rep added.

[12days]

(11-28-2013 04:54 AM)Quasar Wrote:  

(11-28-2013 12:07 AM)GetReal Wrote:  Incredible what some idiots will do to get the attention of small business owners.

What's the next WSO... the Body Bag Mailer, LOL

Thanks OP - repped you!

I already have this offer and have used this stuff for a long time, but thanks anyway.

The only people that call users of vomit or lumpy mail - idiots - are poor people that have never tried it.

Which would you rather do:

1.) Send out a 1000 emails with a 1% response rate?

or

2.) Send out 1000 vomit mail pieces that get a response rate of 20%?


Would you rather have 10 prospects call/visit you or 200 or more?

It's simple math - the 200 that respond (a low number) will be more interested and better prospects. They will have you laughing all the way to the bank. The 1% that reply to an email will be more resistant to whatever it is you are selling and poorer prospects.

That is just the way it works.

My main gig is copywriting and doing marketing consulting. I do lots of video marketing and Kindle too, but those are mainly for passive income and I outsource most of it.

I have clients that line up to give me five figure (and up) checks to do these kinds of mailings for them - they work - they are high yield and get maximimum results.

My copy and tactics used to deliver my message in a vomit/lumpy mailer = totally unf*cking fair to the competition.

I am online to make money - not play games. If the action does not offer me a great shot at making me or my clients money - lots of it - I don't do it.

And yeah - if body bags work, I will use those too. I use whatever works - fair or unfair and silly or mainstream.

It is less idiotic than someone above the age of 17 that still uses "LOL." This is generally reserved for high school girls talking about the size of a guy's reproductive appendage (or lack thereof). When I see anyone posting using this acronym, I subtract a minimum of 50 IQ points.

Smart people reading this will take this info and run with it. I have been using this kind of stuff since the '80s - long before this guy found and started writing about it.

I've made a pile of money because I did this and lots of things other people were too lazy or inept to do.

You may want to re-visit this info with an open mind - it is golden.

Man Quasar,

You and I MUST be the only people left that realize just how old some of these NEW items actually are.

This particular "vomit" bag type of advertising was used a lot back in the 60's.

Don't believe me guys?

Take a look at this vintage item that is currently up for sale:

http://www.bestlittlehoardhouse.com/product2537.html

I might just buy it to remind me that there ain't anything really new except for what people are trying to portray as the internet being the only place you'll ever find "junk" like this.

It worked then so I guess it will still work now. And a rep to you for bring back a memory or 2.

12days

[Benn-i]

I think its brilliant. +5 REP.. :-)

Its a bit the same when you have to apply for a job and send a pink envelope to stand out from the rest..