[GET] Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac

[StillStanding]

In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further.

It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to:


contain a Ram's oversized ego
calm a raging Bull
keep a fickle Twin faithful



Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?

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[Nancy857]

Max reps added. Looks like this will be funny. :)

PDF Version: http://www8.zippyshare.com/v/Lhm0L6Gm/file.html

[rex55]

When you want a light read, this certainly seems to fit the bill, thanks SS.

[rangers94]

I have my doubts about astrology, but this sounds like it will be a fun read anyway, thanks and reps given.

[Dulcinea]

Oh, My-y-y!


An EXTREMELY funny read... especially for someone whose ex WAS an "astrologer" and whose "immersion-therapy" turned into "aversion-therapy".


BTW, my sign is MULE, with a HAMSTER ascendant.