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09-08-2014, 01:51 AM (This post was last modified: 09-12-2014 08:53 PM by mindlord.)
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A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder......
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window.

For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"


The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."








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09-08-2014, 01:54 AM
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VERY funny!
09-08-2014, 01:54 AM
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simply hilarious Lol
09-08-2014, 01:55 AM
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lulllzzz...me like :)
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09-08-2014, 02:07 AM
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Its rather weird , But I am still laughing at this one :-)
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09-08-2014, 02:18 AM
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He is not used to driving the living and needs time to adjust.His customers normally don't make any requets.
09-08-2014, 02:53 AM
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(09-08-2014 01:54 AM)one Wrote:  simply hilarious Lol
Another One for the One :-)
09-08-2014, 01:02 PM
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Lol, this really funny...nice one mindlord :)
09-08-2014, 01:50 PM
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cooooooooollllllllllll
09-09-2014, 05:43 PM
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(09-08-2014 01:02 PM)ddiary Wrote:  Lol, this really funny...nice one mindlord :)
THANK YOU :-)
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