25 reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

[Kota86]

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs always miss you when you are gone.

3. Dogs look at your eyes when you talk to them.

4. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

5. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

6. Dogs understand what NO means.

7. Dogs can be forced to take a bath when they need one.

8. Dogs don't brag about whom they’ve slept with.

9. Dogs never laugh at how you throw the ball to them.

10. Dogs don’t care anything about watching sports all day on TV.

11. Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk.

12. Dogs are easy to buy gifts for.

13. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

14. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

15. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

16. Dogs are nice to your relatives.

17. Dogs don't care how you dress.

18. Dogs don’t care what you look like or how much weight you’ve gained.

19. Dogs don’t criticize your friends.

20. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving or if you take a wrong turn.

21. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

22. Dogs do not care whether or not you shave your legs.

23. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

24. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

25. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger

[BablooDabloo]

In my defense I'd just say: YOU CAN'T F*** A DOG :D