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02-19-2015, 02:57 PM
Post: #1
Life of a Penis
If anybody thinks it's easy being a penis, think again.

1. Your best friend is a pussy
2. Your parents are nuts
3. Your neighbor is an *****
02-19-2015, 03:36 PM
Post: #2
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10 Ten Reasons it sucks to be a d****

1. You've got a hole in your head.
2. Your master strangles you all the time.
3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
4. You shrink in cold water.
5. You never get a haircut.
6. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
7. Your closest neighbor is an a**hole.
8. Your best friend is a pussy.
9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
05-09-2016, 12:12 PM
Post: #3
RE: Life of a Penis
I think I am an upside-down penis - there are two nuts above me ^ Blush
06-23-2016, 06:17 AM
Post: #4
RE: Life of a Penis
Nice one !
11-08-2016, 02:47 AM
Post: #5
RE: Life of a Penis
Are you kidding..........I think you are in stress.
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05-03-2017, 08:43 PM
Post: #6
RE: Life of a Penis
hahaha! What a difficult life he has! 1bigsmile1bigsmile1bigsmile
09-25-2017, 02:15 AM
Post: #7
RE: Life of a Penis
hahaha, seriously
07-13-2018, 06:23 AM
Post: #8
RE: Life of a Penis
Best post on the forum LOL




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